Monday, June 26, 2006

Women, in a nutshell.

Wellll.. Some people claim that i happen to do extremely well with woman. Like i'm somekinda playa' who has dozens of ladies just waiting to get it on with Zillieman. Well, fuck la. I happen to be shit with woman, really. I'm shy, i tend to stutter when on first dates and i just happen to screw up the second every single time! (Well, it was all different with *her)

However, i'm proud to say, i did get lucky on a number of occasions. (Not "lucky" lucky lar, just lucky) Well, 6 to be exact. So here i go, in chronological order:


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Izzati "My first" Ariff (2000)
Well this's like my only photo with her. It was taken on the last day of school.
Well, i was with her back when i was in primary. It was all fun then. We were'nt in love or anything lar. Normal childish/fun/cute stuff you do when you liked a girl when you
were a kid. (e.g i actually knew she liked me cuz she always tried to trip me over when i walk pass her. Haha) Oh yea, i made my brother ask her. HAHAHA. A teriffic human being, this girl. Miss ya, Zaty.. Wherever you are.

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Goh "Dynamitez!" Khing Wei (2001)
This girl, i fell for her ability to just make everybody's day with her smile. Look at that! Her teeth's so white! Oklar, she's nice, no doubt about that and of course guys, she ain't too bad looking ain't she? Well, again we did stupid things kids do when they like girls.. We used to like hold hands during tution.. Oh yea, i used to kiss her, on the cheek.. And running away like a madman straight after that. Making an excuse that i had to go home/somewhere. Hahaha. She's still my dear friend to this day. God those days were so long ago. Haha.


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Krystal "I prefer woman" Lee (2001)
Oklar, nothing much to say about this one. Just that it lasted 23 hours and 10 minutes! Oh, and did i mention that she became a dyke riiiiiiight after she broke up with me? Just lovely lar innit? But this photo was taken a few months back when i went to Ghetto Heaven with her. She's a bag of fun la, other then the whole 23 hour disaster. Haha. She's missing in action now. Don't know where the fuck's she at the moment. Check out her blog.


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Phang "2 weeks" Ju Nn. (2002)
Yes, i dated a "shicqa". Or however you spell it lar. Well, nothing much to write here la except that she was kinda like HOT stuff when I was together with her so it was quite hard to maintain a relationship but anyhoo, it was a fun 2 WEEKS. Haha. Don't really see her around these days.. Hmm. Wonder where she is eh?

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Christine Houng (2002-2004)
First time i ever was in "love". First kiss. First time i was with a girl for over an 8 month period. I was with Christine for 2 years. It's kinda long lar.. For a 15/16 year old. Haha. Of course, like every other long-term relationship.. There were a heck of a lot of probs. But i think that's what held us together. Well, of course.. Till that LAST one lar. Haha. It was a bitter, bitter one.


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Liyana (2004-2006)
She made me wait for 9 days for an answer. Haha. She's smart, funny, caring, nice, vulgar(haha).. Practically everything a guy could ask for a girl la. Haha. She's a great "people" person, my classmates, friends, mum.. They ALL loved her. I even dragged her to "buka puasa" with my entire family once. She hated me for awhile after that la, but the wonderful thing is.. It didnt feel weird at all. Not one fucking bit. Haha. She's a year younger then me, but being with her feels like she's 3 years older. She's just so matured for her age.. That's probably one of the best things about her, and why i was madly in love with this one. Bah, but ending things with her(mutual,actually) was probably the most mature/difficult thing i ever did. It was for the best. She's having the time of her life @ Taylor's now because of it. Bah, she deserves it.

Well for now, things aren't as easy as then where i like a girl, she likes me back, we date, she's my girlfriend, end of story. It's much complicated now, and she knows it and we promised each other that we'll figure it out once the holidays are over. Because for now, we're just stuck at where we are, not going forward or backward and it's just eating us from the inside. Bah, well.. For everything good thing in this world there's a price? Ain't it?

(to all the girls above, i'm soooo sorry if i said anything to offend you or anything!!! whatever it is it was unintentional! really!)

Toorah.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

ohemeffgee!

The tag thing under WHAT I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT.. I forgot one thing:

Friends!!!!

OMFG, where the fuck am i without 'em lar?!?! Ken and Shaun for the Bkt Jelutong thing, Shaun again for letting me drag his ass along with me to get the present and andrew.. For fetching me around for the past few days. Hahaha. Ben and King too! And to all the fucking RVN's and the other fags for just being plain crazy all the time. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck's wrong with me!?!?

The "groundbreaking" post will come up next. Chill.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Rayaaa Babe

I just uploaded all my backup photos in my computer. So i was browsing through it and i stumbled upon my raya folder. Ah, the memories. Yes, shut up people, i know.. I'm not exactly Malay for a Malay guy.. But contrary to popular belief, i do enjoy raya. With the gasings and all, the ketupat and the KICKASS open houses when i get back from Kuala Kangsar :

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This was like my last raya open house when i was still in SMKDJ. God, the whole
freaking world's here. Even Eugene, who was the only one from BB. Plus, i got
all the girls to wear kebayas. They all looked stunning don't you think?

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Almost all the fags you see here are abandoning me to study abroad (at least not
in Selangor that is). Zaher's in Melaka, Amir got a PETRONAS scholarship, Fickie's going
to Penang and Syafiq's shipping himself off to Perak.

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This fucker's leaving for Japan early next year. I nearly fell
off my chair laughing at this photo. Haha.

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I found this photo kinda adorable. Simon's back at the moment and Steph's in HELP.
Miss her laaaa.

Look out for my next post, it's gonna raise some eyebrows. (for at least 5 people that i know that is).

Zilieeemaaaan, OUUT!

Friday, June 23, 2006

Tag.. You're it.

This is probably the first time i've ever 'layan'-ed a tag lar. Probably because i got inspired by the most 'stoner' blogger ever. Benjaming Tay because he actually did one. So here it goes :

AWESOME PEOPLE I WOULD WANNA MEET

1.God (wanna ask why did grandpa and grandma had to go off so early)
2.Grandpa (for another round of "gasing")
3.Grandma (so that she can call me "fajiew" another time)
4.My other grandpa (never really met him, passed away b4 i was born)
5.Jessica Alba
6.Brad Pitt (i wanna know his secret la(

THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT

1.Family
2.Handphone
3.My ankle leg (i'm suffering now, really)
4.Adobe Photoshop CS2
5.Adobe Illustrator CS2
6.Football

I WISH I COULD

1.Play in the world cup (ball boy.. i don't care! ANYTHING!)
2.Watch a world cup match
3.Fly.
4.Play a musical instrument
5.Travel the world
6.Have her.

I WANT

1.A new kickass NVIDIA graphics card.
2.My right ankle to heal quickly.
3.To attend a Coldplay concert.
4.A Canon 350D
5.Puma futsal shoes.
6.Cliche.. But world peace.

SONGS THAT I THINK ARE AWESOME

1.Beautiful - Portishead
2.Daughters - John Mayer
3.Nothing Compares to You - Stereophonics
4.Semi Charmed Life - Third Eye Blind
5.The Way You Look Tonight - Tony Bennet
6.For You I Will - Teddy Geiger

HOW I SEE MYSELF IN 10 YEARS

1.Working for Leo Burnett.
2.In love.
3.Attended a Coldplay concert.
4.Being as close to all the RVN's as i am now.
5.Hiked up Gunung Kinabalu.
6.Made my parents proud.. At least once.

RANDOM FACTS

1.Power Rangers was actually pulled out of CanadianTV because of it's.. Excessive violence.
2.I think Teddy Geiger is fucking awesome.
3.I got bitten by a turtle once.
4.Amanda Choe is bored.
5.Fernando Torres's gonna rip the Saudis apart tonight.
6.She just left for Singapore.

MISCONCEPTIONS

I don't really get this one.

I TAG

1.Amelia
2.Amanda
3.Brian
4.My slutass of a sister.
5.Rvn's
6.Amirah
7.Ash
8.Juney

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

So what do I do, when im stuck at home with a retarded leg eh?

I have nothing to do.. All my friends have class, Shaun's in Hong Kong, Stesh's out with Vern Chui and Co and all my HELP friends who're on break are either with their girlfriends or sick. It's raining and im just sad. Blah.

Okay, maybe there was a little entertainment today in the form of my distant cousin.. Ms.Raihan Thye.. The most twisted tudung-wearing girl i've ever met. She makes out with guys like an animal, listens to Panic! At The Disco, Portishead (which i find kinda impressive btw) and Incubus and at times, drives like a maniac. I just had a drink with her and followed her around doing her errands but hey, at least it was something. So yea, Ms.Thye, i had a lil fun lar but i still think you're one.. sick.. fuck. Hahaha.

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This was how i met her, she was my the bridesmaid, i was the bestman for
my cousin's wedding.


So what did i do, AFTER that eh? Well, it's the same for the past few days.. Or eversince i tore my ligament, i just fiddled around with Shaun's XBOX. Yes, i know it's probably the most powerful gaming console at the time (PS3 and XBOX360 aren't out yet lar) but seriously, it gets.. Kinda old after awhile. Bah. Anyhoo, i'll just write a short tribute to a few games that's been a lil kind to me :


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I know, shit up. But really, eversince i was young i always loved Spiderman games
the fact that you have the ability to climb buildings and swing around NYC is kinda..
Orgasmic, don't you think? Haha. However, in this game you alternate between Spidey and
Venom. Which is cool, really.. Venom may no be as agile but he can leap buildings like fucking
maniac, plus.. HE CAN THROW CARS AT PEOPLE! Ain't that just cool or what!? Hahaha. Plenty
of 'mini' missions so replayability is guaranteed.

I'm gonna increase the level of machoness now by introducing the next game..


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Anything by Tom Clancy almost guarantees big guns, and shit getting blown into bits.
Which is always good.. Damn goooood. It's a team-oriented first person shoot-'em-up game.
It requires a certain level of tactical play lar, but just a minor bit. Other then that, it's just a "Shoot anything that fucking moves!" kind of a game. This one takes most out of my time.

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I'm kinda lazy to comment on this but you don't have to be a footie fan to have
the level of intelligence to figure out why this game never fails to entertain the fuck outta me.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Oklar..

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This man right here.. Took the picture.

Happy anot, ken? I mean.. Sir?

Feeeernaaaandoooo Toooorreeeesss!

Spain just came behind to whup the Tunisians 3-1!

Buuut anyhoo, here's another round of random photos.. Enjoy:

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6 RVN's and a sign they stole from The Curve.
From left : ShaunTheBirthdayBoy, CockEyedKing, ZillieWillie,
AndrewThePenguin, Bryan"Where'sTheFuckingSticker!"Tan and SchoolBoyRichard.

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Something from the ol' days.. My retired Uniform.

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Something ELSE from the ol' days. My retired "brothers" and I.

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First time I placed my finger in actual industry work. I did it
for free. My cousin plagiarised it. That bitch.
However, that's my sis.. Both of 'em. Digitally Manipulated. The Bag's
a little overexposed.. But fuck it lar.


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It's too long, rotate it with photoshop. Or just fucking tilt your damn head.
It's my sister. I think i just ruined her market value when she's single again.
You're welcome Soo Tho, i just eliminated all your threats.


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5 Balau's class monitor.


Remember that girl i used to blog about using these red fonts? I think i'm crazy about her. Well, not in a weird-psychotic way lar. Just.. Crazy.

Zillieman, OUT

Monday, June 19, 2006

Well, the broken bone's not the problem la.

Wee, i got my radiology(x-ray) report! Apparently it's an"Avulsion Injury to the Lateral Malleolus" and an "Assymetry in the width of the Tibiotalar Joint". Whatever the fuck that means lar. Well, the only thing that i understood in that report was "Severe tissue damage" which was enough to make me shit in my own pants. Twice.

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I love those arrows.

When my doc took a look at it, she did say a few comforting words lar.. She said that there are NO fractures, however she's still wondering what's causing the severe internal bleeding. THEN, she took a closer look at it, then she started mumbling gibberish, well.. It went something like "Maybe it's the tibilia marika.. dunno what fuck lar." "Okay, Fazil. You have a small broken bone. I can tell you that, let me reccomend you to a specialist."

Zoom zoom to Damansara Specialist Center/Hospital. His name's Dr.Gan. Man Utd fan. Specialises in Sports Injuries. Cool guy.

"The broken bone's not the problem boy, lemme tell you something.. You have 5 ligaments in your ankle and i'm very proud to tell you.. That 4 and a half of it are torn."

O_o!

Yea, he ain't that cool anymore la. There was one thing he said that nearly brought me to tears though. "You should be thankful that you finally decided to go to a doctor. Another week without proper medication you probably won't be able to play football for the rest of your life." Sniff.

I'm on crutches for the next 4 weeks and i can't play any sports for around 6 weeks. Fuck me Freddy. Haih.

Good : People treat me like a disabled person.
Bad : People treat me like a disabled person. I can't drive and what a time for this to happen.. I'm actually on a 6 week break from college!
Ugly : I have a date tomorrow, and Stesh has to pick me up. The guilt!

Zillieman. Out.

Friday, June 16, 2006

"Boy, it's bleeding from the inside."

7 days ago, i had an accident. A football accident. I twisted my leg REAL bad. Well, at least i effking thought it was just a twist, so i did the normal thing of rubbing a solution on it.. and putting on an ankle guard. However, 5 days and 2 dates later.. I woke up with a stabbing pain in my right ankle, but the scary part was these red patches seem to appear all over the affected area, and of course.. I did what i THINK i should had done a week back.. I went to see a doctor.

"Boy, it's bleeding from the inside."

Her advice was to go for an x-ray and get the results. So, pray for me people.


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Kinda random, i just think Shaun thinks
he's 'funny' sometimes.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Ok, correction.

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Ooh, im not playing.

Nowonder he wasn't even on the subs bench in the last match. HAHA. Alright.. Makaay may not be playing, but Van der Meyde and Van Bommel will provide plenty of service for Ruud. Philip Cocu's experience won't hurt either.

Germany 2006

Ah yes, The Fifa World Cup. The only event that prevents all females from receiving affection from their spouses for an entire month. An event that causes men to loose their sex drive for 30 days. An event that actually forces girls to talk about football(because they know that they're just blurry shapes if they don't). But in some ways, it's a competition that unites the world. Believe it or not.

Anyhoo, here's my take on it..

Who's gonna fucking win it?

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Brazil
Oklar, as cliche as it may sound.. But seriously la, take a good look at my face and tell me that they are not going to win it this year. Tell me, with players like Kaka, Ronaldinho, Ronal"i'm-fucking-fat-but-i-still-can-play-football"do, Robinho and Adri"i-can-score-goals-with-my-eyes-closed"ano.. Do you actually think that even if fifa decides to put 2 teams against them in the final.. They're just not gonna rip them apart with both their legs tied together, eyes-closed and a 7-iron halfway up their asses? Think again lar.

Oklar, who else has a chance?

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Netherlands

With Van Nistlerooy trying to proove his worth, Makaay doing what he does best and Robben just playing like Hercules on steroids combined with their hunger to succeed after missing out on the last world cup.. They have a pretty good chance lar. Oh and being managed by Marco Van Basten, probably one of the most complete strikers EVER at his time.. Won't hurt at all, really.

Players who i(maybe not you) think will shine :

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Arjen"the-ball-sticks-to-my-feet!"Robben
This men here will bring the Dutch classical style of breathtaking wing-play a whole new
freaking meaning. His pace, power, control and his brilliant ability of not fucking falling down no matter how fast he runs with the ball, will tear any fucking non-italian defence apart. The Dutchmen will be flying with Robben's wings this year.

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Tomas"i'll-be-playing-for-arsenal!"Rosicky
Ok, i just finished watching the USA-Czech match and i can tell you that this guy will be the reason behind the Czech's success if they were to go far this year. His brilliant tactical play and his near-perfect eye for goal will give make his oponents wish they were watching the game from home.

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Ricardo"i'm-pretty-but-i-know-football" Kaka
Girls drool over him cuz he's.. well, pretty. Guys drool over him for a total different vision. He plays like he's already done it for 50 years. Meaning, he posseses a very mature football brain. He controls the ball and places it in the top corner when any other player his age would had just blasted the ball in. Other then that, he has terrific vision, typical Brazillian ball control and of course, his shooting equals to an Arctic Warfare Sniper Rifle. The accuracy, not the power though.

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Frank"chelsea-chelsea!"Lampard and Steven"when-i-shoot-you-better-run"Gerrard
With Rooney not being fully fit, Peter Crouch being an oversized buffoon, Sven being too scared to field Walcott and Owen being a sissyboy.. England will have to rely on their two central midfield players to knock in the points for them. Lampard's famous for his Gung-Ho tactical vision and his pin-point shooting abilities, it will certainly make-up for the Three Lion's blunt striking options. Gerrard, on the other hand will be the engine of the entire team, he has the ability to inspire and carry England to success(while Beckham's busy doing his hair). However, you can''t deny that his pin-point passes and FUCKING GOD-LIKE shooting will leave any goalkeeper permanently traumatized for life.

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Theo"try-and-catch-me,-henry"Walcott
I have a funny feeling about this guy. He's yet to play a senior premiership match for the Gunners.. But i think once Sven releases him from the bench. He'll just.. Explode. There are already words spreading around that this maniac over here could clock 10s in a 100m dash.. When he's 15. Oh and did i mention that he can outrun Henry? Look out for this guy, if the cameraman catches up with him.

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Zinedine"i'm-50,-so-what?"Zidane
He's old. Yes, i know. But do you know that you're talking about THE most complete player in football at the moment. Just a moment of brilliance from this men and France will be flying home with the World Cup. NO, i shit you not. His elegance, pace, power and perfect technical ability is just legendary and he WILL make-up for France's early exit from the last world cup.

So that's the world cup.. In a nutshell.

Zillieman, OUT.






Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Not in a mood to think of a title.

Well, it's mutual.. But nothing's gonna happen.
Can't tell you all why though. It's complicated. Bah.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

I prefer woman, thank you very much.

To make up for my previous post, im just gonna post up my my top 11 (because there's just too many woman in this world for me to give you an even number) of the sexiest females in the world, ala *pandaa.

From the top :


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#11 Marguerite Moreau.
She was in the O.C as Seth's Comic-Manager lady.

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#10 Jennifer Garner
HOT. But rather man-ish at times.

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#9 Adriana Lima
She's a Victoria's Secret model for crying out loud.

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#8 Esther Cannadus
That DKNY model that just happens to be on every ad.

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#7 Angelina Jolie
Girls.. She stole Brad Pitt.

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#6 Keira Knightley
She can Bend it Like Beckham. (well, not literally la.. but you know what i mean)

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#5 Evangeline Lily
I don't mind getting 'Lost' with her.

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#4 Kate Beckinsale
I vant to suck her bloooood.

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#3 Natalie Portman
In an ideal world, she'd be my wife.

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#2 Jessica Alba
Guys, look at me in the fucking eye and tell me she's not hot. Really.

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#1 Amanda
She made me do this.

So that's my list.. I'm not in the mood to elaborate this post, so till next time..
Zillieman, OUT.